Freakedy Freak (Or…FREAK IN BED TEST, I GOT 57)

In the interest of time and sanity, I am posting this here in it’s entirety. i got this in email from a dear friend a few weeks ago, but I never sent it back out, except to her. Now, here it is for your enjoyment.

> GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IF FROM (1-13)

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> >>AND NO
CHEATING!
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/>>SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST!
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> >>WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE
IN THE SUBJECT BAR…..

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> >>1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
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> >>(A)A LIGHT COLOR
> >>(B)THEY CHANGE COLORS
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/>>(C)A DARK COLOR

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> >>2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU
WOULD…

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/>>(A)SEDUCE THEM

> >>(B)JUST CHILL

> >>(C)CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE THEM
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> >>3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE
TYPE OF WEATHER?
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> >>(A)RAINY
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/>>(B)THUNDERSTORM

> >>(C)SUNNY

> >>(D)CLOUDY
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> >>4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF
FRUIT?

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>
/>>(A)STRAWBERRYS

> >>(B)CHERRYS

> >>(C)GRAPES
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/>>(D)PEACHES
> >>(E)KIWI
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> >>5.THE BEST PART OF THE
24 HOURS IS….

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> >>(A)NIGHT
> >>(B)DAY

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> >>6.WHATS THE
BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR?

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> >>(A)FALL
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/>>(B)SUMMER

> >>(C)SPRING

> >>(D)WINTER
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> >>7.HEADBOARD OR NO
HEADBOARD?

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/>>8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?

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> >>9.PICK A
PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE…

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> >>(A)ASTRO VAN
> >>(B)ON THE ROOF OF A BUILDING
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/>>(C)PARK

> >>(D)ON A AIR PLANE

> >>(E)PARENTS ROOM
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/>>(F)ALL OF THE ABOVE

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> >>10.YOUR PHONE SERVICE?
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/>>(A)SPRINT/NEXTEL

> >>(C)VERIZON

> >>(D)T-MOBILE/CINGULAR
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/>>(E)PAY PHONE

> >>(F)CRICKET

> >>(G)SUNCOM
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/>>(H)BOOST

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> >>11.PICK A ANIMAL
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> >>(A)LION
> >>(B)LIZARD
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/>>(C)SNAKE

> >>(D)MONKEY
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> >>12.PICK A
TOPPING

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>
/>>(A)CHOCLATE SYRUP

> >>(B)HONEY

> >>(C)WHIP CREAM
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/>>(D)NUTS

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> >>13.WHICH WAY?
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> >>1. UP
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/>>2.DOWN

> >>3.SIDEWAYS
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> >>NOW THINK OF THE
PERSON YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR A PERSON WHOSE ASS
YOVJUST
WANNA SMACK=========

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> >>***ANSWERS****
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> >>1.
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> >>A.LIGHT COLOR (4)POINTS
> >>B.CHANGE COLORS (5)POINTS
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/>>C.DARK (4)POINTS
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> >>2.
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> >>A.SEDUCE THEM (5) POINTS
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/>>B.JUST CHILL (2)POINTS

> >>C.SEDUCE
THEN CHILL (4) POINTS

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> >>3.
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> >>A.RAIN (3) POINTS
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/>>B.THUNDERSTORM (5) POINTS

> >>C.SUNNY
(3) POINTS

> >>D.CLOUDY (2) POINTS

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> >>4.

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/>>A.STRAWBERRYS (5) POINTS

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/>>B.CHERRYS(4) POINTS

> >>C.GRAPES (3)
POINTS

> >>D.PEACHES (4) POINTS

> >>E.KIWI (5) POINTS
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> >>5.NIGHT OR DAY?
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> >>DAY (3)POINTS

> >>NIGHT (5) POINTS
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> >>6.
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> >>A.FALL (3) POINTS
> >>B.SUMMMER (4) POINTS
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/>>C.SPRING (2) POINTS

> >>D.WINTER
(5)POINTS

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/>>7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBORED?

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> >>HEADBORD (5)
> >>NO HEADBORED (2)
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> >>8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?

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> >>LEO-5

> >>VIRGO-5
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/>>SCORPIO-5

> >>LIBRA-3
> >>GEMINI-4
> >>ARIES-3>

> >>CAPRICORN-3
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/>>CANCER-4

> >>PISCES-5
> >>AQUARIUS-4
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/>>TAURUS-5

> >>SAGITARIUS-4

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> >>9.

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> >>A.ASRTO VAN
(3) POINTS

> >>B.ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING
(4) POINTS

> >>C.PARK (2) POINTS

> >>D.AIR PLANE (5 POINTS)
> >>E.PARENTS ROOM (5 POINTS)
>
/>>F.ALL OF THE ABOVE (10 POINTS)

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> >>10.
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> >>A.SPRINT/CINGULAR (5)

> >>B.VERIZON (4)
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/>>C.T-MOB./NEXTEL (3)

> >>D.PAYPHONE(1
LMAO!)
> >>C.CRICKET (2)
> >>E.SUNCOM(3)
> >>F.BOOT MOB.
(4)

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/>>11.
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/>>A.LION (5)

> >>B.LIZARD (3)

> >>C.SNAKE (4)
>
/>>D.MONKEY (3)

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> >>12.
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> >>A. CHOCLATE SYRUP(3)
> >>B.
HONEY (2)

> >>C. WHIP CREAM (5)

> >>D. NUTS (3)
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> >>13.
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> >>1.UP(2)
> >>2.DOWN(3)
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/>>3.SIDEWAYS(5)

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> >>NOW ADD THE POINTS UP (FOR THE SLOW ONES)
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> >>SCORES!!!!!

> >>
> >>25-34=
PRIESTS DAUGHTER. MIGHT AS WELL SAVE IT TILL MARRAGE.

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> >>35-49= PRETTY FREAKY
BUT THERES STILL A COUPLE OF TRICKS U CAN

LEARN…FROM
ME.
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/>>50-65= TOTAL OUTRAGEOUS FREAK! OMG! CALL ME!!!! NO SERIOUSLY

START
DIALING!***
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> >>NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2
MINUTES AND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK

WITH THE PERSON YOU
THOUGHT OF!

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>
/>>REPOST AS: FREAK IN BED TEST, I GOT (YOUR SCORE)

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> REMEMBER ALL
> THE
MINUTE YOU SETTLE FOR LESS THAN YOU DESERVE, IS WHEN YOU GET LESS

THAN WHAT YOU SETTLED FOR.
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Now, that you’ve seen it, TAG, you’re it! Do the damn thing and post the results in the comments. Plus keep it going by linking back to it.

And as a bonus, I submit to you this:

Hey, it’s been in a drawer, what do you expect?

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